I Have Discovered

I have discovered that life is too short to sleep on a bad bed, eat junk food, and talk to dumb people.

On the other hand it is better to sleep on a bad bed, even a park bench, and eat junk food if that is all you have.

Now when I talk about junk food I am not talking about the glorious hamburger or delicious French fries, or beautiful Pizza, or hotdogs, or any of that other good stuff.

No, No! When I talk about junk food I mean broccoli and Brussels sprouts and things like that.

Right here and now I’ll let you in on another one of my discoveries. I have discovered that you can live a healthy and happy life without ever eating broccoli or Brussel sprouts.

However, if at all possible, always avoid talking to dumb people; other people watching or listening may not be able to tell the difference between the really dumb them and the really smart you.

One of the easiest ways to avoid talking to dumb people is to pretend you are reading a book, or texting something. Or, heaven forbid, be actually reading.

Now I know reading has gone out of style with the wonderful world of digital, but you can get any of my books from amazon in any format you like; hard copy or digital.

Now if that isn’t blatant advertising I don’t know what is. You can always read several pages of free sample on Amazon to see if you might like the story. Damn, there I am advertising again.

Anyway, have a great day and Aloha – pjs/